ABOUT US

Tel I was born in sunny Walthamstow and sitting banging saucepans at an early age, I let everyone know i was gonna be a drummer. I drum to a good standard and i sing slightly for our band too. Unfortunately, the lyrics tend to come from my sick alter ego Michael Myerz, who turns up whenever he likes.

Kieran Sp

Kieran is our sickpsychofreakopath guitarist and he is insane in general. His constant improvs and various rhythms in his head make song writing easy, with our first song taking 10 mins to write!

Boris

Boris (real name Kieran, but called Boris out of easiness) is our bassist and, compared to the rest of us, is completely normal. We are however trying to turn him to the dark side of slipknot.

Gunner James is our vocal terrorist and has sung (and drummed) at our last two gigs. He is also an aspiring bassist, so a man of all talents really. He resides in abismal leytonstone and whenever he gets the chance to get the f*ck outta there he will take it! Alter Egos These are da various disguises Saryn transform into when we are on stage or practising: Tel- Michael Myerz Michael is a typical street metaller with schitzophrenic tendencies. He's the kind of guy who keeps his friends close and his enemies within chainsaw distance. James- Damien Bates (Psycho) Not to be confused with the transvestite Norman Bates, Damien is the dark,evil side of the band with a more sinister touch. He lives in his upscale Leytonstone appartment and feeds on the blood of trendies. Kieran- Sickpsychofreakopath S.P.F.P. for short, You don't know whether or not he is gonna play a sick riff or cave your head in with the nearest sharp object. SPFP is, however easily coaxed to sleep with alcohol and hash,as long as he doesn't pay for them. Kieran Smith Boris doesn''t have any egos yet as he is far too normal, but we're working on it.